Sooo... If you'd been in my office with me about 3 minutes after I discovered this picture on the Internet (purely by accident, btw), this is the half of the phone conversation you would have overheard as I phoned a REALLY GREAT friend of mine...
June (...fumbles for the phone and dials frantically): "Hey! Omigosh. Get to a computer RIGHT NOW and look at what I just found!"
(short pause)
June (...whining and panicky): "What do you MEAN you CAN'T?! You HAVE to! PLEEEEEZE!"
(short pause)
June: "Well, if you'd get on the Internet, you'd SEE what I'm "freaking out about"!!!"
(short pause)
June: "Well, ask him to STOP paying the bills for ONE second and just look! Tell him it's an emergency!"
(longer pause - June's impatiently drumming her fingers on her desk, almost hyperventilating...)
June: "Oh, he'll get over it. Ready? Okay. Go to www......" (June recites the web site address to her.)
(longer pause; more finger-drumming...)
June: "No. They're rabbits."
(short pause - June starts to frown...)
June: "Yes, they ARE!"
(short pause)
June: "YES they ARE!!!"
(longer pause - June waits as her friend examines her computer screen more closely on the other end...)
June (confused by her friend's strangely un-enthusiastic response...): "Yes, they ARE real animals and yes, this IS an EMERGENCY!"
(short pause)
June: "...Because Waylon calls me "Bunny" and because I'm IN LOVE! I HAVE to have one of these and YOU have to help me figure out how to get one!!!"
(short pause)
June: "Well... No. Not tonight I guess. I'm pretty sure I can make it until morning. But tomorrow. Definitely tomorrow."
(short pause)
June: "I don't know - a rabbit breeder or something!"
(short pause)
June: "I don't know that, either. Lettuce?"
(short pause - June listens, then frowns; alone in her exhuberance and frustrated with her friend's "practicality"...)
June: "A litter box, I guess. Or it just drops through the bottom of their cage or something. How should I know?! All I've read so far is that they're called English Angora Rabbits and people enter them in Rabbit Shows and groom them and make them all fluffy and..." (June is interrupted...)
(short pause)
June: "I bet they DON'T! I bet they're cheaper than dog breeds!"
(short pause)
June: "Okay. $20. You're on. It's a bet."
(short pause)
June: "I will. As soon as we hang up. But if you're WRONG, you have to go with me tomorrow to find one. Deal?"
(short pause)
June: "And tell Jack I said 'thank you' and 'sorry for the interruption'."
(short pause)
June: "Yes they ARE real animals! Tell him to read the bottom of the page!"
(short pause)
June: "Is he being serious or is he joking?"
(short pause)
June: "Tell him I don't WANT to name it Mr. Wuffles. I'll figure out a name once I get it. Besides - what if I get a female?"
(short pause)
June: "Mrs. Wuffles is equally unacceptable."
(short pause)
June: "Okay, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll need to take a Tylenol PM."
(short pause)
June: "Love you, too. Bye..."
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That's pretty much how it went - verbatim.
I've had a while to calm down now and have learned a little bit more about these wonderful balls o' fluff.
I've learned that they're a little more labor-intensive than a regular dog or cat as far as caring and feeding go - BUT!... The cost of them seems to be anywhere from $50 - $250!!! Waaaaay less than half of what my friend was estimating they'd probably cost!!! So I win! She HAS to help me find one!
I've already located a breeder not too far away from where I live and I plan on calling tomorrow. I'll keep you posted.
If anyone has any experience with this breed, PUH-LEEZ give me advice! I plan to do a LOT of research before jumping into "bunny ownership".
Bye for now! Thanks for reading this! :o)